GAMMA-FUELED FRENZY BLINKER HAZE

This here story/tale/legend is about a time when the big green gentleman/bruiser/behemoth, the Hulk, was in a real pickle/predicament/bind. See, there was this whole lotta smog/fog/haze hangin' around that made things real blurry/confusing/muddy. The Hulk, he didn't know what to do/was gettin' all riled up/couldn't see straight, and started smashin

Well gang, get ready to see the craziest show on earth! It's our pal the Jade Colossus and he's gone bonkers on the blinkers. We bet you won't believe your peepers. Those tiny lights are gonna be go wild faster than a jackrabbit on caffeine. Brace yourselves 'cause this is one wild ride you won't wanna miss. Expect the unexpected! Protect those